Jacqueline Harper made this really cool website.

Hello. I'm jackie. 

Raised by television, I have always aspired to be on said television. During commercial breaks and buffering signals, I quickly developed an odd array of talents. I enjoy acting, improv, puppetry, rapping and, when I feel a bit daring, a combination of all four.

As a studious actress human person, I trained at Yale School of Drama's Summer Conservatory for Actors, then received a BA in Theatre (Acting) from St. Edward's University. Most notably, I have done productions with Actor's Equity Association and performed in the Edinburgh International Fringe Festival.

 

For the past few years, I explored New York City, where I co-founded and performed with Team Lopez (an improv puppetry troupe) and trained towards a rainbow of belts in Taekwondo.

 

I now reside in Brighton (Hove, actually), UK where I don't understand the use of "u" in wourds, have to refer to "cookies" as "biscuits" and avoid all the rain. My husband and I have a small bundle of joy; a tiny, one-eyed hedgehog named Philip K. Prick

If you can help me achieve any of my dreams / goals, please contact me immediately:

 

  • perform in the Macy's Day Parade (NYC)

  • guest puppeteer on Sesame Street

  • voiceover in a video game (ideally with Naughty Dog, Inc.)

  • lead in a perfume commercial

  • attend the Tony's (either by date or nomination)

  • Off-Broadway opposite John Lithgow or Michael Shannon

  • role in blockbuster franchise (such as Star Wars or Marvel)

  • reoccuring role on a prime time TV show

  • literally anything to do with Black Mirror

  • host SNL

  • EGOT

 

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